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Alejandro Jesús Obregón Rosės was a Colombian painter, muralist, sculptor and engraver.

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{"type":"standard","title":"Joel Aguilar","displaytitle":"Joel Aguilar","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q314717","titles":{"canonical":"Joel_Aguilar","normalized":"Joel Aguilar","display":"Joel Aguilar"},"pageid":12039787,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/FWC_2018_-_Group_F_-_KOR_v_SWE_-_VAR_Penalty_Kick.jpg/330px-FWC_2018_-_Group_F_-_KOR_v_SWE_-_VAR_Penalty_Kick.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/FWC_2018_-_Group_F_-_KOR_v_SWE_-_VAR_Penalty_Kick.jpg","width":4608,"height":3456},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1257862491","tid":"0db9ff70-a47b-11ef-9d09-d4a409a382d2","timestamp":"2024-11-17T00:29:49Z","description":"Salvadoran football referee","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Aguilar","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Aguilar?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Aguilar?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Joel_Aguilar"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Aguilar","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Joel_Aguilar","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Aguilar?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Joel_Aguilar"}},"extract":"Joel Antonio Aguilar Chicas is a Salvadoran retired football referee. He has been a FIFA listed international referee since 2002.","extract_html":"

Joel Antonio Aguilar Chicas is a Salvadoran retired football referee. He has been a FIFA listed international referee since 2002.

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