{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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Paul Vincent \"Polly\" Birch was an American basketball player and coach. He coached the now-defunct Pittsburgh Ironmen of the Basketball Association of America in 1946, and the NBA's Fort Wayne Pistons from 1951 through 1954. Birch had played for the Pistons during the early 1940s, and the Youngstown Bears of the NBL.
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